my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
is having a penis weird
it just hangs there
girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time
do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?
Yes actually we do.
i touch mine quite often
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
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where would the baby be born through?