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Posted 4 months ago
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fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war
Posted 4 months ago
My brother got his PhD and this is what he is proud of
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Posted 4 months ago
what if kate middleton and prince william name their child ‘kong’ so that one day the uk may be ruled by King Kong
Posted 4 months ago
let’s ring in the new year with some porn
it took me longer to get it than it should have
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Posted 4 months ago
once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
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Posted 4 months ago
at the discoPosted 4 months ago
my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
Posted 4 months ago
is having a penis weird
like
it just hangs there
occasionally flopping
girls make it sound so weird omg its not like we think about it all the time
do you all sit there and think about your boobs all the time?
bouncing
actually yes
Yes actually we do.
i touch mine quite often
Posted 4 months ago
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
where would the baby be born through?
Posted 4 months ago
what is even happening here
MAGIC
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I can’t express my love for this picture
